Alex:
"I am the Sharkenator!!!!   I will crush your puny web site with my huge traffic and bandwidth!!!  EERRR!!!"

Chris:
"Hey babe, I promise to respect you before, during and after!"

Ben:
"Uhhh, that's it guys... I'm definitely constipated now..."

Andre:
"Hey!  It's really great to be here!  Don't go changin'... you're beautiful babe.   Issac! where's my umbrella drink!??"